Badass
Wow![x] gotten a phone taken away in class(was supposed to give it up but i didn't
[x] gotten suspended
[x] gotten caught chewing gum
[x] gotten caught cheating on a test (when I was young, I'm better out at it now ^^)
Total so far: 5
[x] arrived late to class more than 5 times (88 tardies times last time I checked)
[x] didn't do homework over 5 times (normal for me)
[x] turned at least 3 projects in late
[x] missed school just because you felt like it
[x] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 10
[x] got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school (had to, normal stuff)
[x] text people during class (when my phone worked)
[x] passed notes
[x] laughed at the teacher
[x] been in a fight at school, fist or verbal (both)
[x] took pictures during school hours
[x] called someone during school hours
[x] listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
[x] skipped a class period (mostly skip school altogether)
Total So Far: 19
[x] threw something at the teacher (a note book....)
[x] went outside the classroom without permission
[x] broke the dress code
[x] failed a class
[x] ate food during class
Total So Far: 24
[x] gotten a call from school
[x] couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly
[x] didn't take your stuff to school
[x] given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking (mostly when she was looking too XD)
[x] curse during class/school
[x] faked your parents signature
[x] slept in class (what I am most known for is being able to fall asleep in any class xD)
[x] cursed at your teacher (To their face))
[x] copied homework (...sorry Tyrone...)
[x] got in trouble with the principal-the vice principal (back to the fight)
total so far: 34
All this lead up to my expulsion from Miami Carol City Senior High School...
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Life is nothing but a game you play. Now do you back away a go into a defensive stance or charge head first guns blazing not looking back
I'm nice right now, man
I-I feel good
If you have a drink
Would you please put it in the air?
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college
I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
Sip Banker's Club and drink Miller Lite
On Thirsty Thursday and Tuesday Night Ice
And I can get pizza a dollar a slice
So fill up my cup, let's get fucked up
I'm next on the table, who want what?
I am champion at beer pong
Allen Iverson, Hakeem Olajuwon
Don't even bounce, not in my house
Better hope you make it otherwise you naked
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is
Um, that party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college, ay!
And I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
Man, I love college
I can't tell you what I learned from school but
I could tell you a story or two, um
Yeah, of course I learned some rules
Like don't pass out with your shoes on
(Get the Sharpie!)
And don't leave the house 'til the booze gone
(No, we're not leaving)
And don't have sex if she's too gone
When it comes to condoms put two on
(Trust me)
Then tomorrow night find a new jawn
Hold the beer bong, nothing wrong with some fun
(Here, hold this)
Even if we did get a little bit too drunk
Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college, ay!
I love drinking, ay!
I love women, ay!
I love college
Now if everybody would please
Put their drink as high as they can
As high as they can
(As high as they can)
And repeat after me
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Freshmen! Freshmen!
Freshmen! Freshmen!
Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!
Do something' crazy! Do somethin' crazy!
Keg stand! Keg stand!
Keg stand! Keg stand!
(That party last night)
Man, I love college
I love it!
(That party last night)
Alright everybody, I gotta head back to class for a little bit
That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
(I wish we taped)
(You know it's going down)
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
(You're all invited, bring your friends)
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college
Do I really have to graduate?
Or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?
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IAM THE BEAST FEED ME RAPPERS OR FEED ME BEATS-Lil Wayne
[Verse 1:]
I loved her fancy underwear
I sit behind her every year
Waiting for the chance to get
To tell her I'm the one she should be with
She's popular with all the guys
So innocent in my eye
I could see her in my life
She would've had the perfect sweet man
But
See she had other plans
I could not understand
Her and her stupid friends
Varsity's biggest fans
[Chorus:]
Never forget the day
She laughed and walked away
And I couldn't stop her
I guess she had it all
She had it all figured out
But she left me with a broken heart
Fucked around and turned me down
Cause she didn't think I could play the part
But now the prom queen the prom queen
Is crying sittin' outside of my door
She never know how
How everything could turn around
[Verse 2:]
Uhh
They loved her fancy underwear
Every boyfriend every year
She tried to keep 'em entertained
When they can hardly remember her name
She did everything she could just to
To make him love and treat her good
She found herself alone
Askin' herself where did she go wrong
She didn't realize
She chased the type of guys
That don't believe in ties
Tryin' to apologize
[Chorus:]
Never forget the day
She laughed and walked away
And I couldn't stop her
I guess she had it all
She had it all figured out
But she left me with a broken heart
Fucked around and turned me down
Cause she didn't think I could play the part
But now the prom queen the prom queen
Is crying sittin outside of my door
She never know how
How everything could turn around
Get up!
She had it all figured out
But she left me with a broken heart
Fucked around and turned me down
Cause she didn't think I could play the part
But now the prom queen the prom queen
Is crying sittin outside of my door
She never know how
How everything could turn around
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IAM THE BEAST FEED ME RAPPERS OR FEED ME BEATS-Lil Wayne
(feat. Pharrell Williams)
[Pharrell:]
You can catch me riding down on a fuckin berrazano
Ass out just like diallo diablo
Hi hoe silver call that motherfucker tondo
Leave a smoke trail back in jersey in my condo
You can run up like your rambo
But you better hit me nigga if you know what I know
Cause I got some supersize guys that'll hit you with a combo
Pronto
You won't see the morning like alonzo
[Lil Wayne:]
Camo shorts no socks with the red bapes
Walk in to my closet fuck around an get a headache
Fuck you so good shawty you gon need a bed break
Red viper slither through the street like a red snake
Red diamonds in my chain lookin like a red snake
Fuck with me wrong man you gon need some yellow tape
All those awards wayne do u need a metal cage
[Pharrell:]
You got that mean mug grill, that red in ya eyes
That ace of spades baby talkin big boy size
Get a stack in each hand, and hold it like ya fresh
They say man it's like that? say yes nigga yes nigga yes
Ya money and ya girls, chillin in the VIP
Stop for a second and gyrate them hips
Get a stack in each hand
And hold it like ya fresh
If they say man it's like that? say yes nigga yes nigga yes
[Lil Wayne:]
Yes I make money I'm a paper machine
And you can catch me in the newest not the latest machine
Now weezy why you drive so fast? because I'm chasin' the dream
And when I catch that motherfucker I'm a rape it and leave
Yea
Young... now give me some pussy
I ain't got a paper chain
But my paper come to me
I know money look good
Bitch I know that why you looking huh?
(Yes... yes... yes)
Ride by myself in that all red enzo
Smoke make it look like I got tinted windows
Young money bitch but for short it's Y M hoe
Love that shit so much I went and iced out the symbol
All my niggas scarin ya
All yo niggas scarier
Scarier than a cat in a cage with a terrier
Pet cemetary wayne
Are you the veterinarian?
(Yes... yes... yes... yes... yes)
[Pharrell:]
You got that mean mug grill, that red in ya eyes
That ace of spades baby talkin big boy size
Get a stack in each hand, and hold it like ya fresh
They say man it's like that? say yes nigga yes nigga yes
Ya money and ya girls, chillin in the VIP
Stop for a second and gyrate them hips
Get a stack in each hand
And hold it like ya fresh
If they say man it's like that? say yes nigga yes nigga yes
[Lil Wayne:]
Yes I do it big
Call me little astronomical
Weezy f baby and the F is for phenomenal
Type of nigga go and get his hood cross his abdominal
You could check my watch I been rich a long time ago
I'm so tired of all that man I sleep all night
Bed sheets so nice bed bugs don't bite
I ask her do she wanna fuck before I ask twice she say
(Yes... yes... yes... yes... yes)
Hahahaha
Yes I am a beast I swear I needs to be tranquilized
Yes I am a giant next to me you are just ankle high
Yes I eat that pussy oh how do I love that panty pie
Keep my hair shampooed and yes I keep my hands sanitized
New orleans baller ask ESPN
Just kickin it with the Bruce Lee-SPN
Do you really think you're better than the rest?
(Yes... yes... yes... yes... yes)
Haha
BITCH I'm THE BEST
[Pharrell:]
You got that mean mug grill, that red in ya eyes
That ace of spades baby talkin big boy size
Get a stack in each hand, and hold it like ya fresh
They say man it's like that? say yes nigga yes nigga yes
Ya money and ya girls, chillin in the VIP
Stop for a second and gyrate them hips
Get a stack in each hand
And hold it like ya fresh
If they say man it's like that? say yes nigga yes nigga yes
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IAM THE BEAST FEED ME RAPPERS OR FEED ME BEATS-Lil Wayne
A Millionaire,
I'm a Young Money Millionaire
Tougher than Nigerian hair
My criteria compared to your career just isn't fair
I'm a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed
Through the pencil and leak on the sheet of the tablet in my mind,
Cause I don't write shit cause I ain't got time,
Cause my seconds, minutes, hours go to the all mighty dolla,
And the all mighty power of dat ch-ch-ch-ch-chopper,
Sister, Brother, Son, Daughter, Father motha fuck a copper,
Got tha maserati dancin on the bridge pussy poppin,
Tell the coppers... ha ha ha ha you can't catch em, you can't stop em,
I go by them goon rules,
If you can't beat em, then you pop em,
You can't man em, then you mop em,
You can't stand em, then you drop em,
You pop em cause we pop em like Orville Redenbacher,
[Verse 2:]
A millie in here
With them Young Money Millionaires
Think you wheelie pop a wheelie in air,
Mac Milli... the Vanilli's in here I'm a rascal don't get whopped,
I get brats who don't give top, I get tassel, pass you with a flow you could
Never put a brake on, An I break on anything a nigga take on,
Feel the napalm from my trey arm, straight long, throw a nigga like I'm Akon,
Cause I make cons... Where the base gone, get the base blown,
Let the Pistons on that chopper come on cops I'm kamikaze
Drop a rock with them Obamas, Illie in the mind, really with the nine,
Millie when I rhyme, silly anytime, Fine, chilly gitty on da grind, Shitty on a dime,
Penny on the line, Plentys in me, any guinea's with em bigger than a mini and remind
I'm Illie and it's all off G piece and a P... G walk by beep beep,
With a freak, skeet, Hawk Out, big feet on a jeep...
She caught by Weezy F, we be the best,
Truely to death, prove me the rest,
Groupies confess, you be the ref, excuse me I left... Ha
I'm illi in here I'm a young money millionaire
What chyall really want it naw
Y'all don't really wanna do it
If hip hop is dead I am the embalming fluid
And I don't care who it be, I'm steppin to it
Notice I say 'it' cause to me, it ain't shit
Get. it.
Call me whacha like trick
Call me on my sidekick
Never answer when it's private
Man I hate a shy chick
Don't you hate a shy chick
I had a plate of shy chick and she ain't shy no mo'
She changed her name to my chick
Hahaha, yea boy that's my girl
And she pops excellent up in waynes world
Totally dude you should
See their faces when they see that
This robot can move
And it's say...
Hahaha, yea
And it go...
That's right
I'm a millionaire I'm a
Young money cash money fast money
Slow money mo' money neva low money
What is that, who is that, I never heard of it
I will take your picture and make a 'rest in peace' shirt of it
Tell those niggas beatin to make a rest in peace shirt of me cause I
Killed and now don't tell no one you heard of me
It's like, the beat was screamin, murder me
And I'm a, murderer
So I murdered it
And you niggas is what I eatin I'll make sure of it
And he who don't believe me I'll make dessert of him
Sherbet him, I mean
Shame on him, or her Carter, Father, Of
This rap thang, this is my race
Gon' take a lap man weezy babys nursery
Now gon' take a nap man, it's nap time
I'll holla back at you at snack time
Weezy... F... yea, ok
They say I'm rappin like Big, Jay, and Tupac
Andre 3 Thousand where is erykah badu at
Who dat
Who dat said they gon' beat Lil Wayne
My name ain't bic, but I keep that flame boi
Who dat one
Dat do dat boy
Ya'll knew dat
True dat swallow
And I be the shhhh
Now you got loose bowels
I don't owe you like two vowels
But I'd like for you to pay me by the hour
Hahaha
And I'd rather be pushing flowers,
Than to be in the penn sharing showers
See Tony told us this world was ours
And the Bible told us every girl was sour
Don't play in the garden and don't smell her flower
Call me Mr. Carter or Mr. Lawn Mower
Boy I got so many girls like I'm Michael Lowry
Even Gwen Stefani said she couldn't doubt me
Man, life, just ain't life, without me
Hip hop just ain't hip hop, without me
Young moola baby
C3
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IAM THE BEAST FEED ME RAPPERS OR FEED ME BEATS-Lil Wayne
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IAM THE BEAST FEED ME RAPPERS OR FEED ME BEATS-Lil Wayne
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The Wammy family are addicts~
L is addicted to Sweets.
Near is addicted to Toys.
Mello is addicted to Chocolate.
Matt is addicted to Cigarettes.
BB is addicted to Jam.
And Wammy is addicted to Boys.
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NIPAH MOTHER... Mii~
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